Former lobbyist and convicted felon Jack Abramoff is reportedly meddling with a new kind of dough: PIZZA. According to the BaltimoreJewish Times, who broke the story, the former lobbyist’s post-prison life will begin by doing marketing for a kosher pizza joint on Reisterstown Road. “We’re all Jews, we’re all on the same team,” Tov Pizza owner Mr. Rosenbluth told the Jewish Times. “I’m more than happy to help a fellow Jew in any way I can.” How kosher of him.